We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Randomize
