i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?�
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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