Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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