i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
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