READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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