Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
my shit smells like andre
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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