why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Is it because I queefed?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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