I can tuck mytits in my pants
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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