You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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