weddingsv make me drug and hornr
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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