Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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