I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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