When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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