We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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