As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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