no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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