He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize
