Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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