Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
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