so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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