We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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