hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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