And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
We named our party play list daddy issues
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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