I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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