U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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