he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
