So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
