At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I enjoy the company of your penis
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