If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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