just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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