Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
one might say we're banned from that church
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Randomize
