He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
She needs sedatives and a leash
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
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