needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Randomize
