So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
it glows. i had to have it.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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