Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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