Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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