The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
You pole danced in your parka.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Randomize
