I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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