plz talk dirty to me
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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