party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I looked at my own cervix.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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