Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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