I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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