you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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