he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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