i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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