I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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