it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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