i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
pop tarts are not kleenex
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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