"it" just moved
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
so let's talk penis.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
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