Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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