no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
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